Planning a wedding is stressful, full stop. There’s so much to consider in preparing what’s supposed to be The Best Day Ever: seating arrangements, food, adult beverages (dry weddings should be FORBIDDEN), entertainment, photography…the list goes on. It’s understandable if the bride becomes a bit __tense__ before her big day. But one woman takes the cake (don’t forget the cake!) for scariest bridezilla – and her wedding didn’t even happen. Gather round, children, so Twitter user @0lspicykeychain can regale you with the now-viral story of the pettiest bride ever. The tale comes courtesy of a Facebook “wedding shaming group” she joined, and its contents make clear why such a group exists. Grab some popcorn and settle in.
The saga set Twitter ablaze, even gaining the attention of social media icon Chrissy Teigen.
And comedian/musician/actor Michael McKean (think: ‘This Is Spinal Tap’)!
People were enraptured. How? Why?! Who is this monster?!!
If you have a solid 10 mins to absorb this, I present a very real status shared in a wedding shaming group I’m a part of
— last of a dying brand (@0lspicykeychain) August 25, 2018
Whether Susan’s currently Eat Pray Love-ing in South America or sobbing atop a pile of money, we’re grateful that she provided us ten minutes of entertainment. We salute you, Susan – though we have a feeling everyone who knows you does not.